We don’t know what Mr. Martini would have got up to in Pottersville because it is simply too horrifying to consider.
Category: movies
May 18
#Problematic! Drilling Down “The Street Where You Live”
Perhaps Eliza reasoned that a man who speaks redundancies would lack precision elsewhere.
Feb 01
Oz Never Did Give Nothing to Moulty: A Bucketa Massachusetts Accents
The Massachusetts accent isn’t achieved simply by dropping an R.
Jul 04
Blaming the Estuary Victim: Bad Massachusetts Accents As Justification for Homicide
“Pond’s for old ladies.”
Jul 01
This Ain’t No Party Or Boating Accident: Chrissie Watkins
Poor crabbyhanded Chrissie Watkins: We pour out our Narragansett to you.
Jun 29
Unfriendly Waters: Why June 29 Is Christmas to “Jaws” Fans
Did Alex Kintner really die on June 29? Is his watch really over?
Feb 29
“Go Set A Watchman” Is A Blood Diamond in the Rough
Sometimes the next thing that happens just isn’t that interesting to everyone else, Scout.
Nov 24
How I Lived To Be 46
46 is the least-popular 2-digit multiple of 23, but I’m making it look good.
Feb 10
I Still Pray To My Childhood Saints
When I first heard Hozier’s “Take Me To Church” I thought: “Why didn’t you release this instead of ‘Can You Feel the Love Tonight?’, 90s Elton John?”
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