Jul 05
There is a small chance that I have been influenced by the stridently pouncy, any-minute-now hopefulness of pages like Occupy Democrats when crafting the above headline about “Jaws,” but one thing is clear: everything you’ve been told about June 29 by blue state shark victims is wrong.
Mar 07
“It was one of the most gallant, generous, manly and disinterested Actions of my whole Life,” wrote Bart Sugarman, “and one of the best Pieces of Service I ever rendered my Country.”
Dec 05
We don’t know what Mr. Martini would have got up to in Pottersville because it is simply too horrifying to consider.
May 18
Perhaps Eliza reasoned that a man who speaks redundancies would lack precision elsewhere.
Feb 01
The Massachusetts accent isn’t achieved simply by dropping an R.
Jul 04
“Pond’s for old ladies.”
Jul 01
Poor crabbyhanded Chrissie Watkins: We pour out our Narragansett to you.
Jun 29
Did Alex Kintner really die on June 29? Is his watch really over?
Feb 29
Sometimes the next thing that happens just isn’t that interesting to everyone else, Scout.
Limericks of Loss And Regret: International Cormorant Edition
