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Remembering Bart Sugarman

“It was one of the most gallant, generous, manly and disinterested Actions of my whole Life,” wrote Bart Sugarman, “and one of the best Pieces of Service I ever rendered my Country.”

It’s A Flawed Life, When You Really Think About It

We don’t know what Mr. Martini would have got up to in Pottersville because it is simply too horrifying to consider.

#Problematic! Drilling Down “The Street Where You Live”

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Perhaps Eliza reasoned that a man who speaks redundancies would lack precision elsewhere.

Oz Never Did Give Nothing to Moulty: A Bucketa Massachusetts Accents

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The Massachusetts accent isn’t achieved simply by dropping an R.

Blaming the Estuary Victim: Bad Massachusetts Accents As Justification for Homicide

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“Pond’s for old ladies.”

This Ain’t No Party Or Boating Accident: Chrissie Watkins

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Poor crabbyhanded Chrissie Watkins: We pour out our Narragansett to you.

Unfriendly Waters: Why June 29 Is Christmas to “Jaws” Fans

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Did Alex Kintner really die on June 29? Is his watch really over?

“Go Set A Watchman” Is A Blood Diamond in the Rough

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Sometimes the next thing that happens just isn’t that interesting to everyone else, Scout.

How I Lived To Be 46

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46 is the least-popular 2-digit multiple of 23, but I’m making it look good.

I Still Pray To My Childhood Saints

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When I first heard Hozier’s “Take Me To Church” I thought: “Why didn’t you release this instead of ‘Can You Feel the Love Tonight?’, 90s Elton John?”

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