Category: movies

(Atomic) Bombshell: Nothing Really Happened on June 29

There is a small chance that I have been influenced by the stridently pouncy, any-minute-now hopefulness of pages like Occupy Democrats when crafting the above headline about “Jaws,” but one thing is clear: everything you’ve been told about June 29 by blue state shark victims is wrong.

I Saw the Light Fading Out: Today’s Haircut

Scoop Away the Heartache

“Some people die on the toilet,” my barber says.

Remembering Bart Sugarman

“It was one of the most gallant, generous, manly and disinterested Actions of my whole Life,” wrote Bart Sugarman, “and one of the best Pieces of Service I ever rendered my Country.”

It’s A Flawed Life, When You Really Think About It

We don’t know what Mr. Martini would have got up to in Pottersville because it is simply too horrifying to consider.

#Problematic! Drilling Down “The Street Where You Live”

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Perhaps Eliza reasoned that a man who speaks redundancies would lack precision elsewhere.

Oz Never Did Give Nothing to Moulty: A Bucketa Massachusetts Accents

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The Massachusetts accent isn’t achieved simply by dropping an R.

Blaming the Estuary Victim: Bad Massachusetts Accents As Justification for Homicide

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“Pond’s for old ladies.”

This Ain’t No Party Or Boating Accident: Chrissie Watkins

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Poor crabbyhanded Chrissie Watkins: We pour out our Narragansett to you.

Unfriendly Waters: Why June 29 Is Christmas to “Jaws” Fans

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Did Alex Kintner really die on June 29? Is his watch really over?

“Go Set A Watchman” Is A Blood Diamond in the Rough

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Sometimes the next thing that happens just isn’t that interesting to everyone else, Scout.