extended status update, memes
by Marty Barrett
This year’s Christmas season lasted from roughly August 30 to Super Bowl Sunday.
Tags: #ChristmasIsReal, betsy devos, forest lawn, glendale, gordon thunderfoot, Los Angeles, new england patriots, super bowl
hell is other people, memes, news
Ninth-grade Latin comes in handy yet again.
Tags: don bailey, Latin, natator, natatorium, public urination, ryan lochte, speedo
How I learned to stop worrying and seek a Stella to rap to.
Tags: alamogordo, atomic bomb, bob marley, manhattan project, morris day, the time
hell is other people, memes
There is no exit from Donald Trump’s boneheadery.
Tags: bill clinton, donald trump, hillary clinton, monica lewinsky, second amendment people, up with people, village people
memes, news, social media
What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?
Tags: bernie sanders, buonaserra, DNC, donald trump, hillary clinton, mario puzo, vladimir putin, wikileaks
Everyone calls me Doc, but I prefer Mister.
Tags: jack torrance, spock, star trek, the shining
Also, “Life On Mars?” was originally titled “Life in France?”
Tags: art, david bowie, jack kerouac, process
books, carcinogenic self-promotion, memes, movies, social media
46 is the least-popular 2-digit multiple of 23, but I’m making it look good.
Tags: advocatus dei, advocatus diaboli, bee gees, children of the corn, dave bowman, dick sargent, dick york, doobie brothers, eve plumb, fleetwood mac, geri reischl, j. geils band, judith baldwin, king crimson, peter benchley, piltdown man, pink floyd, sherwood schwartz, stannah stairlift, supertramp, tina louise
language, memes, social media
Tags: Abraham Lincoln, clownfish, demonstrative adjectives, devendra banhart, kardashians, this
Whether deep under the sea or in the boardroom, today’s Enlightened Coelacanth teaches (chosen pronoun) how to live (chosen possessive pronoun) life to its fullest.
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