Category: memes

Feb 07

Christmas in L.A. Is Officially Over

By Marty Barrett in extended status update, memes

This year’s Christmas season lasted from roughly August 30 to Super Bowl Sunday.

Aug 22

Thanks, Don Bailey

By Marty Barrett in hell is other people, memes, news

Ninth-grade Latin comes in handy yet again.

don bailey, Latin, natator, natatorium, public urination, ryan lochte, speedo
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Aug 16

The Morris Day After

By Marty Barrett in memes

How I learned to stop worrying and seek a Stella to rap to.

Aug 10

Hell Is Second Amendment People

By Marty Barrett in hell is other people, memes

There is no exit from Donald Trump’s boneheadery.

Jul 26

“I Believe in America.”

By Marty Barrett in memes, news, social media

What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?

Jul 11

Star Trek 237

By Marty Barrett in memes

Everyone calls me Doc, but I prefer Mister.

Jul 02

Remembering A Time When the Whole Human Race Was Not Jazzing for Blue Jean

By Marty Barrett in memes, music

Also, “Life On Mars?” was originally titled “Life in France?”

Nov 24

How I Lived To Be 46

By Marty Barrett in books, carcinogenic self-promotion, memes, movies, social media

46 is the least-popular 2-digit multiple of 23, but I’m making it look good.

Nov 09

Today in This: English Language Unveils More Demonstrative Adjectives for Social Media

By Marty Barrett in language, memes, social media

THIS.

Oct 20

The Coelacanth of Managed Expectations

By Marty Barrett in memes

Whether deep under the sea or in the boardroom, today’s Enlightened Coelacanth teaches (chosen pronoun) how to live (chosen possessive pronoun) life to its fullest.