Marty Barrett: Refenestration Professional
Dec 22
The next logical step would be to focus on Father Nog’s devotees: Are they a potential source of income?
Aug 02
“Some people die on the toilet,” my barber says.
Jan 11
Neil Peart was in touch with some reality beyond the gilded cage.
Jul 03
Today we hoist a Button Gwinnett for bittersweet but necessary departures.
Sep 11
“Silent Lucidity” would be such a great song if “Comfortably Numb” didn’t already exist and I didn’t understand English.
May 18
Perhaps Eliza reasoned that a man who speaks redundancies would lack precision elsewhere.
Feb 01
The Massachusetts accent isn’t achieved simply by dropping an R.
Jan 01
I would like to make the righteous protests of my future beautiful ones.
Jan 13
Why Weed, Whites, And Wine are integral to long-distance relationships
Aug 28
A half century ago today, the other bands on the Beatles’ Dodger Stadium bill were just as interesting.
Limericks of Loss And Regret: International Cormorant Edition