“Some people die on the toilet,” my barber says.
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Jul 14
Martha’s Vineyard by Zoom
I’ll be talking about my book, “Limericks of Loss And Regret,” at the Oak Bluffs Public Library in an event moderated by the elegant and affable globetrotter Carolina Cooney. I’ll be reading several of my short stories (and shorter limericks) whilst expounding preciously on the special torment of being a writer. Please join us by …
Jun 23
Winnie the Pooh Is A Horrible Role Model
“One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries.” ? A.A. Milne, “Winnie the Pooh” Something happens when adults tell stories to children other than their own. We’re aware of a restless, judgmental audience who at the same time we don’t need to feed and dress. That is why …
Sep 11
Today We’ll Drink the Gargled Jell-O
I am distrustful of inexpensive things, because it has been constantly reinforced throughout my life that there is always a catch.
Aug 02
Starbucks Unveils New Overheard Argument Snippet Cups
“It’s a conversation starter,” says a Starbucks spokesman of an innovation in Cup-Based Text (CBT). “For a conversation you don’t want to continue.”
Aug 01
Happy Birthday, Herman Melville
“In whalers all wonders soon wane.”—Moby Dick It’s been more than a year since I began reading “Moby Dick,” but each short interlude has been nothing but a pleasure. I’m dyslexic, and feel a little guilty when I read for fun or when the choice is between Reading and Spending Time with My Kids, so …
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Limericks of Loss And Regret: International Cormorant Edition