Category: carcinogenic self-promotion

How I Lived To Be 46


46 is the least-popular 2-digit multiple of 23, but I’m making it look good.

Super-Absorbent: A Song


How to make relationship decisions.

Mornings on LinkedIn

Hey, the audiobook is out. Great listening for the car, the bike path, or the hyperbaric chamber filled with amniotic fluid. Remember: Don’t endorse me for my Photoshop skills, but to keep me off the streets.

Cover Story: Baritone Player Monthly

It’s big news around here; I even beat out Delphon “Ingrown” Trongree for the cover, and that guy’s had a rough life. Guess it just got a little rougher, Delphon!