Category Archive: carcinogenic self-promotion

Nov 24

How I Lived To Be 46

46 is the least-popular 2-digit multiple of 23, but I’m making it look good.

Sep 17

Super-Absorbent: A Song

How to make relationship decisions.

Jul 31

Mornings on LinkedIn

Hey, the audiobook is out. Great listening for the car, the bike path, or the hyperbaric chamber filled with amniotic fluid. Remember: Don’t endorse me for my Photoshop skills, but to keep me off the streets.

Jul 01

Cover Story: Baritone Player Monthly

Baritone player Monthly

It’s big news around here; I even beat out Delphon “Ingrown” Trongree for the cover, and that guy’s had a rough life. Guess it just got a little rougher, Delphon!