It’s missionaries, I think. I always talk to missionaries because they can at least put me down as a “maybe” and get more mission-kibble.
Category Archive: extended status update
Jun 06
Upon First Looking — Really Looking — at My Newly-Paralyzed Dog’s Anus
“This isn’t fun for me, either,” I said. “But let’s get through it.”
Feb 07
Christmas in L.A. Is Officially Over
This year’s Christmas season lasted from roughly August 30 to Super Bowl Sunday.
Nov 26
How I Lived To Be 47
Simple tips to help you beat the odds—and the will of God—to live to 47.
Apr 19
Time To Invest in More Rocks
I feed from the pathetic zombie computer like it’s organ harvest time in “The Matrix.”
Jan 25
Litterbugs Just Put It Over There
“(This trash) will be a balanced meal for a special kind of goat that eats only garbage and furniture.”