“It was one of the most gallant, generous, manly and disinterested Actions of my whole Life,” wrote Bart Sugarman, “and one of the best Pieces of Service I ever rendered my Country.”
Category: extended status update
Sep 11
You’re Not My Father, Queensryche
“Silent Lucidity” would be such a great song if “Comfortably Numb” didn’t already exist and I didn’t understand English.
Feb 01
Oz Never Did Give Nothing to Moulty: A Bucketa Massachusetts Accents
The Massachusetts accent isn’t achieved simply by dropping an R.
Nov 18
Tales from Above the Law (First in A Series)
“Now I’m that guy with the dog that attacks people,” I would have said, weeping bitterly, from jail.
Aug 17
Your Hip, Hapless Child
It’s missionaries, I think. I always talk to missionaries because they can at least put me down as a “maybe” and get more mission-kibble.
Jun 06
Upon First Looking — Really Looking — at My Newly-Paralyzed Dog’s Anus
“This isn’t fun for me, either,” I said. “But let’s get through it.”
Feb 07
Christmas in L.A. Is Officially Over
This year’s Christmas season lasted from roughly August 30 to Super Bowl Sunday.
