Category: photo essay

It’s A Flawed Life, When You Really Think About It

We don’t know what Mr. Martini would have got up to in Pottersville because it is simply too horrifying to consider.



See also: Winnie the Pooh is a horrible role model

Frampton Comes Alive

Frampton Chelsea Barrett

Frampton Chelsea Barrett, 1996-2014

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What We Can Learn from Count Orlok

Both The Nosferatu of Carpathia and Mark Twain liked boats and aphorisms.

Which pets are best for learning to read?

It may be too early to tell, but I have a feeling I know how the 1,300-page paper funded by my MacArthur Fellowship is going to end.

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Apparently it is my diet that prevents me from driving to Long Beach

I have low expectations of the transaction going smoothly when I buy/sell things like tires, computers, books, etc., on Craigslist.

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Sunset over Myra is neither about a person named Myra nor an actual sunset

“The West is the best.”—Jim Morrison Also: “Ride the snake.”

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Adding Trash to Trash: A Poignant Gallery

“…At the bottom of the cliff there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw ours down.”—Arlo Guthrie, Alice’s Restaurant

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