Category: extended status update

Let Despair Be the First Celebrity Death of 2017

Isidorus of Seville

Be like Isidorus of Seville and cut it out.

How I Lived To Be 47


Simple tips to help you beat the odds—and the will of God—to live to 47.

Nice Things Are Not To Be Used

pens in an ashtray

Maybe I should just learn to type.

Time To Invest in More Rocks


I feed from the pathetic zombie computer like it’s organ harvest time in “The Matrix.”

Questioning Velveteen


(Alf murdered cats and wasn’t good with electronics.)

Litterbugs Just Put It Over There

“(This trash) will be a balanced meal for a special kind of goat that eats only garbage and furniture.”

New Year’s Resolutions: East Vassalboro


In 2016, just stop picking at it.

Petsplaining: Smell My Dog


I have determined that my dog is a Posby.

Dear John, I’m Not Dead

By the time John was my age, he was dead.

This Inhuman Place: So Long, Brad Moore


We’re up in the balcony of the Lowell High School Auditorium, Brad Moore and I, and we’re leaning over the side as we watch the LHS band (my sister is on clarinet) accompany the Spring production of “Oklahoma!” It’s May of 1980 and Brad is telling me about the Dead Boy. The Dead Boy is …

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