Marty Barrett: Refenestration Professional
Feb 01
The Massachusetts accent isn’t achieved simply by dropping an R.
Nov 18
“Now I’m that guy with the dog that attacks people,” I would have said, weeping bitterly, from jail.
Aug 17
It’s missionaries, I think. I always talk to missionaries because they can at least put me down as a “maybe” and get more mission-kibble.
Jun 06
“This isn’t fun for me, either,” I said. “But let’s get through it.”
Feb 07
This year’s Christmas season lasted from roughly August 30 to Super Bowl Sunday.
Jan 30
Don’t be afraid of the inevitable.
Jan 01
Be like Isidorus of Seville and cut it out.
Nov 26
Simple tips to help you beat the odds—and the will of God—to live to 47.
Jun 28
Maybe I should just learn to type.
Apr 19
I feed from the pathetic zombie computer like it’s organ harvest time in “The Matrix.”
Limericks of Loss And Regret: International Cormorant Edition