"This isn't fun for me, either," I said. "But let's get through it."
extended status update
This year's Christmas season lasted from roughly August 30 to Super Bowl Sunday.
Don't be afraid of the inevitable.
Be like Isidorus of Seville and cut it out.
Simple tips to help you beat the odds—and the will of God—to live to 47.
Maybe I should just learn to type.
I feed from the pathetic zombie computer like it's organ harvest time in "The Matrix."
(Alf murdered cats and wasn't good with electronics.)
"(This trash) will be a balanced meal for a special kind of goat that eats only garbage...
In 2016, just stop picking at it.