Marty Barrett

Author's details

Name: Marty Barrett
Date registered: July 6, 2013
URL: http://martybarrett.com

Biography

Maty Barrett is a writer working in Los Angeles.

Latest posts

  1. The True Protest Is Beauty — January 1, 2018
  2. Tales from Above the Law (First in A Series) — November 18, 2017
  3. Your Hip, Hapless Child — August 17, 2017
  4. Upon First Looking — Really Looking — at My Newly-Paralyzed Dog’s Anus — June 6, 2017
  5. The Bathroom At Connie’s Wedding — February 14, 2017

Most commented posts

  1. Dear John, I’m Not Dead — 10 comments
  2. Time To Invest in More Rocks — 6 comments
  3. How I Lived To Be 47 — 5 comments
  4. “Katmandu”: Cat Stevens — 4 comments
  5. “Space Oddity,” “Major Tom,” “Ashes to Ashes,” “Hallo Spaceboy” — David Bowie, Peter Schilling — 4 comments

Author's posts listings

Jan 01

The True Protest Is Beauty

I would like to make the righteous protests of my future beautiful ones.

Nov 18

Tales from Above the Law (First in A Series)

“Now I’m that guy with the dog that attacks people,” I would have said, weeping bitterly, from jail.

Aug 17

Your Hip, Hapless Child

It’s missionaries, I think. I always talk to missionaries because they can at least put me down as a “maybe” and get more mission-kibble.

Jun 06

Upon First Looking — Really Looking — at My Newly-Paralyzed Dog’s Anus

“This isn’t fun for me, either,” I said. “But let’s get through it.”

Feb 14

The Bathroom At Connie’s Wedding

If your significant other loves “The Godfather,” hold onto that person like she’s Khartoum’s head.

Feb 07

Christmas in L.A. Is Officially Over

This year’s Christmas season lasted from roughly August 30 to Super Bowl Sunday.

Jan 30

Today You Will Wear Jean Shorts

Don’t be afraid of the inevitable.

Jan 13

Tucumcari Tonight: Lowell George’s “Willin'”

Why Weed, Whites, And Wine are integral to long-distance relationships

Jan 01

Let Despair Be the First Celebrity Death of 2017

Be like Isidorus of Seville and cut it out.

Nov 26

How I Lived To Be 47

Simple tips to help you beat the odds—and the will of God—to live to 47.

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