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(Atomic) Bombshell: Nothing Really Happened on June 29

There is a small chance that I have been influenced by the stridently pouncy, any-minute-now hopefulness of pages like Occupy Democrats when crafting the above headline about “Jaws,” but one thing is clear: everything you’ve been told about June 29 by blue state shark victims is wrong.

A Song for Nogmaszeit

The next logical step would be to focus on Father Nog’s devotees: Are they a potential source of income?

How I Lived To Be 54

It wasn’t the fauns that jumped the shark

Oh Good Grief

We grieve in different ways. Just ask an exorcist.

I Saw the Light Fading Out: Today’s Haircut

Scoop Away the Heartache

“Some people die on the toilet,” my barber says.

For Those Who Think And Feel: Neil Peart (1952-2019)

Ghost Rider by Neil Peart

Neil Peart was in touch with some reality beyond the gilded cage.