Marty Barrett

Author's details

Name: Marty Barrett
Date registered: July 6, 2013
URL: http://martybarrett.com

Biography

Maty Barrett is a writer working in Los Angeles.

Latest posts

  1. Your Hip, Hapless Child — August 17, 2017
  2. Upon First Looking — Really Looking — at My Newly-Paralyzed Dog’s Anus — June 6, 2017
  3. The Bathroom At Connie’s Wedding — February 14, 2017
  4. Christmas in L.A. Is Officially Over — February 7, 2017
  5. Today You Will Wear Jean Shorts — January 30, 2017

Most commented posts

  1. Dear John, I’m Not Dead — 10 comments
  2. Time To Invest in More Rocks — 6 comments
  3. How I Lived To Be 47 — 5 comments
  4. “Space Oddity,” “Major Tom,” “Ashes to Ashes,” “Hallo Spaceboy” — David Bowie, Peter Schilling — 4 comments
  5. “Katmandu”: Cat Stevens — 4 comments

Author's posts listings

Aug 17

Your Hip, Hapless Child

It’s missionaries, I think. I always talk to missionaries because they can at least put me down as a “maybe” and get more mission-kibble.

Jun 06

Upon First Looking — Really Looking — at My Newly-Paralyzed Dog’s Anus

“This isn’t fun for me, either,” I said. “But let’s get through it.”

Feb 14

The Bathroom At Connie’s Wedding

If your significant other loves “The Godfather,” hold onto that person like she’s Khartoum’s head.

Feb 07

Christmas in L.A. Is Officially Over

This year’s Christmas season lasted from roughly August 30 to Super Bowl Sunday.

Jan 30

Today You Will Wear Jean Shorts

Don’t be afraid of the inevitable.

Jan 13

Tucumcari Tonight: Lowell George’s “Willin'”

Why Weed, Whites, And Wine are integral to long-distance relationships

Jan 01

Let Despair Be the First Celebrity Death of 2017

Be like Isidorus of Seville and cut it out.

Nov 26

How I Lived To Be 47

Simple tips to help you beat the odds—and the will of God—to live to 47.

Aug 28

50 Years Ago Tonight: A Killer Lineup, Plus the Beatles, at Dodger Stadium

A half century ago today, the other bands on the Beatles’ Dodger Stadium bill were just as interesting.

Aug 22

Thanks, Don Bailey

Ninth-grade Latin comes in handy yet again.

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