Marty Barrett is a writer working in Los Angeles.
How I learned to stop worrying and seek a Stella to rap to.
There is no exit from Donald Trump’s boneheadery.
His kids were on that beach, too, in 2016
Great shipwrecks of the 20th century:
1. The U.S.S. Indianapolis
2. The Edmund Fitzgerald
3. Watership Down/The Ark of the Covenant
What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?
Everyone calls me Doc, but I prefer Mister.
“Pond’s for old ladies.”
“It’s gonna be the best Fourth of July we ever had.”
Also, “Life On Mars?” was originally titled “Life in France?”
Poor crabbyhanded Chrissie Watkins: We pour out our Narragansett to you.
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