Marty Barrett is a writer working in Los Angeles.
Feb 01
The Massachusetts accent isn’t achieved simply by dropping an R.
Jan 01
I would like to make the righteous protests of my future beautiful ones.
Nov 18
“Now I’m that guy with the dog that attacks people,” I would have said, weeping bitterly, from jail.
Aug 17
It’s missionaries, I think. I always talk to missionaries because they can at least put me down as a “maybe” and get more mission-kibble.
Jun 06
“This isn’t fun for me, either,” I said. “But let’s get through it.”
Feb 14
If your significant other loves “The Godfather,” hold onto that person like she’s Khartoum’s head.
Feb 07
This year’s Christmas season lasted from roughly August 30 to Super Bowl Sunday.
Jan 13
Why Weed, Whites, And Wine are integral to long-distance relationships
