Marty Barrett is a writer working in Los Angeles.
Jul 10
If one has spent a considerable amount of time in Coalinga, can you really be surprised when it doesn’t work out?
Jul 03
Today we hoist a Button Gwinnett for bittersweet but necessary departures.
Mar 07
“It was one of the most gallant, generous, manly and disinterested Actions of my whole Life,” wrote Bart Sugarman, “and one of the best Pieces of Service I ever rendered my Country.”
Dec 05
We don’t know what Mr. Martini would have got up to in Pottersville because it is simply too horrifying to consider.
Sep 11
“Silent Lucidity” would be such a great song if “Comfortably Numb” didn’t already exist and I didn’t understand English.
May 18
Perhaps Eliza reasoned that a man who speaks redundancies would lack precision elsewhere.
Feb 01
The Massachusetts accent isn’t achieved simply by dropping an R.
Jan 01
I would like to make the righteous protests of my future beautiful ones.
Nov 18
“Now I’m that guy with the dog that attacks people,” I would have said, weeping bitterly, from jail.
Limericks of Loss And Regret: International Cormorant Edition
