Tag Archive: donald trump

Aug 17

Your Hip, Hapless Child

It’s missionaries, I think. I always talk to missionaries because they can at least put me down as a “maybe” and get more mission-kibble.

Jan 01

Let Despair Be the First Celebrity Death of 2017

Be like Isidorus of Seville and cut it out.

Nov 26

How I Lived To Be 47

Simple tips to help you beat the odds—and the will of God—to live to 47.

Aug 10

Hell Is Second Amendment People

There is no exit from Donald Trump’s boneheadery.

Jul 26

“I Believe in America.”

What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?