September 19, 2021

2 thoughts on “New Year’s Resolution: To Not Be Like Mrs. Thistlewaite

  1. If you had grown up in the South (or its insufficiently Thorazined cousin, Texas), you would know that a reindeer could not possibly suffer from ague. Instead it succumbed to the vapors. Noob mistake already forgiven.

    To give your kids’ minds a good scrubbing, I suggest Frank Zappa’s classic “200 Motels”, where it is demonstrated what is a good place to grow your kids up in.

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