Lost “Footprints” scrolls discovered

I think one reason the inspirational poster “Footprints” is anonymous is that it has so many logical flaws. It is the Dog Ate My Homework of all divine apologies, right up there with The Lord Moves in Mysterious Ways to explain things like the Holocaust.

We found this Extended Edition of Footprints in the break room of a Costco in Hell.



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  1. […] the movie’s eponymous hero unknowingly hitches a ride with a ghost? Or when a single pair of footprints in the sand indicated that you were being carried by a ghost? Or when ZZ Top, as ghosts, appeared to save you […]

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