To Kill Carcaridan Carcarias

The Quint family is seated around their unadorned but bountiful table, entertaining Jem and Scout's school friend, Young Walter Cunningham. Calpurnia the maid bustles about, bringing more syrup. Outside, we hear the lonely cry of whales.

Scout

Quint, are we poor?

Quint

You all know me, and how I earn a livin'.

Scout

Do you defend niggers?

Quint

Seen one eat a rocking chair once.

Jem

Quint, why won't you play football for the Methodists?

Quint

I'll never put on a lifejacket again.

Young Walter Cunningham

Sometimes we eat squirrels, but not lately.

Quint

A case of apricot brandy, and you'll pay for my lunch. Here you are, Walter - take this for ballast. When I was a boy every squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. My pappy told me that I could reel in all the bluegills and tommycods I wanted, but that it was a sin to kill a Great White.

Jem

Why's that, Quint?

Quint

Because I suppose a Great White doesn't do anything but bite you, with his lifeless eyes, his doll's eyes. He doesn't even bust up a chiffarobe. He just sits there all day long, a perfect eating machine, biting ballplayers in half.

Scout

Quint?

Quint

Yes, Chiefy?

Scout

Why won't Boo Radley come out?

Quint

Because, Scout, I think he's gone under the boat.


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