(Atomic) Bombshell: Nothing Really Happened on June 29

Wading/Bathing World STUNNED by Shocking Revelation

There is a small chance that I have been influenced by the stridently pouncy, any-minute-now hopefulness of pages like Occupy Democrats when crafting the above headline about “Jaws,” but one thing is clear: everything you’ve been told about June 29 by blue state shark victims is wrong.

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