In Risu Veritas

Once strictly a means of spiritual defense, now “Limericks of Loss And Regret” can be used to physically ward off or even beat down your enemies. Announcing the hardcover, International Cormorant Edition of Marty Barrett’s beloved tome, now fortified to stop bullets and break hearts. “We were talking about the space between us all, and …

There is a small chance that I have been influenced by the stridently pouncy, any-minute-now hopefulness of pages like Occupy Democrats when crafting the above headline about “Jaws,” but one thing is clear: everything you’ve been told about June 29 by blue state shark victims is wrong.

The next logical step would be to focus on Father Nog’s devotees: Are they a potential source of income?

It wasn’t the fauns that jumped the shark

We grieve in different ways. Just ask an exorcist.

“Some people die on the toilet,” my barber says.